Intel sings the blues over Sandy Bridge

Humor of the day in musical form

Intel logoGIVEN THE PROBLEMS that Intel’s Cougar Point chipset had this week, it is no surprise that some across the internet are taking pot-shots at the company. Usually these come in rant form, but this time, we get one as a song.

With that, we bring you the following, sent in by a reader with an obvious point of view. That said, the creativity shown makes it stand out. Enjoy.S|A

Sandy Bridge Over Troubled Waters

(Sung to the tune of Simon & Garfunkel “Bridge Over Troubled Waters”)

When your logo’s blue
Feeling tall

Broken chips are in your supplies
You fried them all

Who’s on your side
When times get rough
And friends just can’t be found
Sandy bridge is over troubled waters
Your stocks are down
Sandy bridge is over troubled waters
Your stocks are down

When you’re down and out
When you’re on the street
When profits fall so hard
They’ll abandon you

Who’ll buy your part
When darkness comes
And pain is all around
Sandy bridge is over troubled waters
Your stocks are down
Sandy bridge is over troubled waters
Your stocks are down

Sail on AMD
Sail on by
The time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way

See how they shine
Your APUs
You’re not behind
Sandy bridge is over troubled waters
Your stocks are down
Sandy bridge is over troubled waters
Your stocks are down

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